Загрузка...Очередная порция интересных и заводных песен от любимых персонажей из самого длинного в мире анимационного сериала «The Simpsons».
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Lisa: My kitty died on Christmas Eve
Daddy told me to be brave
But instead of singing carols
I was digging Snowball’s grave.
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Lisa: I’m in the final two, I should be happy
But al I want to do is spend more time with my pappy
Now that you’re gone, Dad, I miss you so much
And your threats against teamsters and techies and such
Your management style was like Attila the Hun
You were vicious, malicious, but you got the job done
I’m sorry I hurt you, but please don’t be sad
You’re no longer my coach, but you’re always my Dad.
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Cameron: I’m a privileged boy, it’s great I gotta tell ya
Privileged boy, my Dad can buy and sell ya
It really doesn’t matter that you’re on the list in front of me
I’m gonna get your table ’cause I always tip the maitre d’
And then I’ll go to Yale, because I am a legacy
I’m better than you!
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Homer: Pain is brown
Hate is white
Love is black
Stab the night
Kingdom of numb
Closet of hurt
Feelings are dumb
Kisses are dirt
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Homer: Razor-blade of apathy
Shave me with your irony
Shave me!
Shave me!
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Weird Al: Raisin bran with apple sauce
Tony Danza, he’s the boss
Brain freeze!
Brain freeze!
Brain freeze!
Brain freeze!
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Homer: Spread yellow gunk
On my pancake heart
Country-churned girl
In my grocery cart
I paid for her dreams
She taught me to cry
Like watery knives
Like rain from my eyes
I can’t believe you’re not mine
I can’t believe you’re not mine
Margerine
Margerine
Margerine
Margerine!
Margerine!
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Homer: The girl I love’s got beautiful hair
A blue bouffant from here to there
Snow White teeth, her lips are red
She’s the Wilma to my Fred
Oh the girl I love’s got beautiful (gasp) eyes
When happy they sparkle, when sad they cries
Those eyes are gems beyond appraisal
A stunning shade of purest…
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(Sung by dog versions of Simpsons characters)
Marge: Any minute now
He’ll scamper through that doggie door
Homer: Any minute now
I’ll be the dog she’s looking for
Barflies: Any minute now
You’ll be stuck with her brood
Patty/Selma: Any minute now
This pooch will know she’s screwed
Marge: My heart tells me to trust him
Patty/Selma: But your head knows he’s a hound
Homer: I want to do the right thing
Moe: Come on, with all this high class tail around?
Fleas: Any minute now
Our girl will make a brand new start
Patty/Selma: Yes!
Marge: Any minute now
I won’t care that he broke my heart
Homer/Marge: Any minute now
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Lurleen Lumpkin: I was cryin’ in my cradle
When my daddy hopped a train
He left a hole in my heart
And filled it up with pain
I know no amount of liqour
Will sooth my aching ticker
‘Cause the love for my deadbeat daddy
Is still pumping through my veins.
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Lurleen Lumpkin: Thirty years you made me cry
But now I see ya ain’t such a bad guy
I haven’t felt this good since the Lord knows when
And I’m sure you got a million reasons
For being gone a hundred twenty seasons
But Daddy’s back and I’m feeling like a daughter again
All: Yeah Daddy’s back!
Lurleen Lumpkin: And I’m feeling like a daughter
All: Daddy’s back!
Bart: And she’s feeling like she oughta
All: Daddy’s back!
Royce Lumpkin: And he’s drinking bottled water
Lisa: Keep it down! I’m reading Harry Potter
Marge: My body washes Estee Lauder
All: Daddy’s back and I’m feeling like a daughter again!
Grampa: And here comes Grampa with an otter!
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