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Все: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
Барт: Like a light bulb!
Гомер: Bart!
Все: All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
Лиза: Like Schnozzola!
Гомер: Lisa!
Все: They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games
Барт: Like strip poker!
Гомер: I’m warning you two!
Все: Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Мардж: Take it Homer!
Гомер: Err… Rudolph, get your nose over here
So you can guide my sleigh… today
Дедушка: Oh, Homer…
Все: Then all the reindeer loved him
And they shouted out with glee:
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You’ll go down in history!
Барт: Like Attila the H- ugh, urk!
Гомер: You little… grrrr!
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Барт: I got a B in arithmetic
Армия: I got a B in arithmetic
Барт: Would have got an A but I was sick
Армия: Would have got an A but I was sick.
Барт: We are rubber, you are glue
Армия: We are rubber, you are glue
Барт: It bounces off of us and sticks to you
Армия: It bounces off of us and sticks to you
Барт: Sound off
Армия: One! Two!
Барт: Sound off!
Армия: Three!! Four!!
Барт: In English class I did the best
Армия: In English class I did the best
Барт: Because I cheated on the test
Армия: Because I cheated on the test
Барт: Sound off
Армия: One! Two!
Барт: I can’t hear you!
Армия: Three!! Four!!
Барт: We are happy, we are merry
Армия: We are happy, we are merry
Барт: We got a rhyming dictionary
Армия: We got a rhyming dictionary
Барт: Sound off
Армия: One! Two!
Барт: One more time!
Армия: Three! Four!
Барт: Bring it on home now!
Армия: One! Two! Three! Four!
One! Two! … Three-Four!
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Мерфи: Oh, I’m so lonely
Since my baby left me
I got no money
And nothing is free
Oh, I’ve been so alone
Since the day I was born
All I got is this rusty
This rusty old horn.
Лиза: I got a bratty brother
He bugs me everyday
And this morning my own mother
Gave my last cupcake away
My Dad acts like he belongs
He belongs in the zoo
I’m the saddest kid
In grade number two.
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Мерфи: I got a bratty brother
He bugs me everyday
And this morning my own mother
Gave my last cupcake away
My Dad acts like he belongs
He belongs in the zoo
I’m the saddest kid
In grade number two.
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Тони Беннет: There’s a swingin’ town I know called… Capitol City
People stop and scream hello in… Capitol City
It’s the kind of place that makes a bum feel like a king
And it makes a king feel like some nutty, cuckoo
super-king
It’s against the law to frown in… Capitol City
You’ll caper like a stupid clown when you chance to see…
Fourth Street and ‘D’! Yeah!
Once you get a whiff of it, you’ll never want to roam
From Capitol City, my home sweet, swingin’ home!
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Лорлин: In this trailer, I get so cold and lonely
Lying there awake at night, muttering if only
You weren’t married, So I might ask you
To bunk with me tonight
Bunk with me tonight, oh, bunk with me tonight
I’m asking, will you bunk with me tonight.
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Лорлин: His name is Homer, he’s quite a man
I tried to kiss him, but Homer ran
Sure wish I could say, that I was his
I hope that Marge knows, just how lucky she is.
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The singers include Troy McClure, BG Murphy, Quimby, Krusty, Sting, Sideshow Mel, McBain, and Dr. Marvin Monroe.
Стинг: There’s a hole in my heart
As deep as a well
For that poor little boy
Who’s stuck halfway to Hell…
Сайдшоу Мэл: Though we can’t get him out
We’ll do the next best thing
Макбейн[/b]: We go on TV and sing, sing, sing!
Все: And we’re sending our love down the well…
Красти: All the way down!
Все: We’re sending our love down the well…
Красти: Down that well!
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Смитерс: There is a man
Хор: There is a man!
Смитерс: A certain man
Хор: A certain man!
Смитерс: A man whose grace
and handsome face
are known across the land.
You know his name
Хор: You know his name!
Смитерс: It’s Mr. Burns
Хор: It’s Mr. Burns!
Смитерс: He loves a smoke, enjoys a joke
Бернс и хор: Ah ha ha ha!
Смитерс: Why he’s worth ten times what he earns
Хор: He’s Mr. Burns!
Бернс: I’m Mr. Burns!
Смитерс: He’s Monty Burns!
Бернс: I’m MR. Burns!
Смитерс и хор: To friends he’s known as Monty
but to you it’s Mr. Burns!
Смитерс: Bur-bur-bur-bur-Burns!
Бернс: Burns!
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Хор: O whacking day, o whacking day
Our hallowed snake-skull cracking day.
Сопрано: We’ll break their backs, gouge out their eyes
Their evil hearts, we’ll pulverise.
Хор: O whacking day, o whacking day
May God bestow His grace on thee.