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Be Sharps: Baby on board, how I adore
That sign on my car’s windowpane
Bounce in my step
Loaded with pep
‘Cause I’m drivin’ in the carpool lane.
Call me a square
Friend, I don’t care
That little yellow sign can’t be ignored
I’m telling you it’s mighty nice
Each trip’s a trip to paradise
With my baby on board.
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Все: One! chorus line of people
Dancing till they make us stop
Вилли: Two!
Все: Many dancing people
Covered with blood, gore and glop.
Just one sniff of that fog and you’re inside out
It’s worse than that flesh-eating virus you’ve read about
Vital organs, they are what we’re dressed in
The family dog is eyeing Bart’s intestine
Happy Halloween!
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Шери: If there’s a task that must be done
Don’t turn your tail and run
Don’t pout, don’t sob
Just do a half-assed job!
If… you… cut every corner
It is really not so bad
Everybody does it
Even mom and dad
If nobody sees it
Then nobody gets mad
Барт: It’s the American way!
Шери: The policeman on the beat
Needs some time to rest his feet
Виггам: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!
Шери: And the clerk who runs the store
Can charge a little more
For meat!
Апу: For meat!
Шери: And milk!
Апу: And milk!
Both: From 1984!
Шери: If… you… cut every corner
You’ll have more time for play
Все: It’s the American way!
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Дети: Adults!
Взрослые: Kids!
Дети: Adults!
Взрослые: Kids!
Дети: Adults!
Лавджой: Kids! You’ve had your fun, now we’ve had our fill
Гомер: Yeah! You’re only here ’cause Marge forgot her pill
Виггам: Kids, you’re all just scandalizing, vandalizing punks
Красти: Channel-hopping, Ritalin-popping monkeys!
Please don’t quit the fan-club!
Мардж: Kids! I can nag and nag ’til my hair turns blue!
Эдна: Kids! You bum my smokes and don’t say ‘thank you’!
Род и Тод: Why can’t you be like we are?
Взрослые: Oh, what a bunch of brats!
Мо: We oughta drown you just like cats!
Барт: Adults! You run our lives like you’re Colonel Klink!
Нельсон: Adults! You strut around like your farts don’t stink!
Лиза: Adults! You’re such a drooling, boring, boozing, boring bunch
Surly, meany, three-martini lunchers
Ральф: I just ate a thumbtack!
Милхаус: Adults! They’re always telling us to—
Абэ: —shut your traps!
Джаспер: Eh … we’re fed up with all you whipper-snaps!
Старики: We’re tryin’ to get some sleep here, it’s almost six-fifteen!
What’s the matter with …
Взрослые: Don’t you treat us like …
Дети: Can’t you just lay off …
Старики: We’re sick of all of you!
Все: Kids… toooo… day!
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Рэйчел: In a motel room in Delacroix
I was drinking like a Dartsmouth boy
and thinkin’ ’bout the wrong turns that I took
Well I woke up on the puke green floor
and opened up a dresser drawer
lookin’ for a bottle but instead I found a book.
A book about a man
a book about the dude who lives above
A book about a man
who drives a pickup full of sweet, sweet love.
Now if you think he doesn’t care
or maybe that he isn’t there
it’s not too late to see how wrong you are
So when your soul has gone astray
just let God be your triple-A
he’ll tow you to salvation and he’ll overhaul your heart!
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Party Posse: Party Posse, we rule the Earth
The greatest band, since music’s birth!
Milhouse: We love to sweat, and we love to sing
Nelson: We’re real funky, but not threatening
Ralph: We’re the best band in the world
Bart: But we’d give it all up for that special girl!
Party Posse: You’re my special girl
Nelson: Special girl!
Party Posse: You’re my special girl
Nelson: Only you!
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Bart: I saw you last night at the spelling bee
Milhouse: I knew right then that it was L-U-V
Nelson: I gotta spell out what you mean to me
Ralph: Cause I can no longer be a silent «G».
Party Posse: I’ve gotta spell out
Ralph: I’ve gotta spell out
Party Posse: I’ve gotta spell out what you mean to me
Ralph: What you mean to me.
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Party Posse: Oh, say can you rock?
Milhouse: There’s trouble in a far off nation
Ralph: Time to get in love formation
Bart: Your love’s more deadly than Saddam
Nelson: That’s why I gotta drop da bomb!
Female Singers: Yvan eht nioj!
Yvan eht nioj!
Yvan eht nioj! Eht nioj!
Nelson: This party is happening
It’s no mirage
Bart: So sing it again —
Milhouse: Y
Ralph: van
Nelson: eht
Party Posse: nioj!
Female Singers: Yvan eht nioj!
Female Singers: Yvan eht nioj!
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Homer: You took a twenty-carat diamond and made it gleam
Like a big spaghetti dinner, smothered in whip cream!
(music starts)
CBG: You’re like X-men number three
In a Mylar bag
Snake: Your a brand new muscle car
And all the wheels are mag
Burns: You make me feel as young
As the blood I get from sheep
McCallister: Your like Jaclyn Basset
In my favorite film… The Deep
Moe: Your sexy and exotic
Like a hooker from Bales
Dr. Hibbert: Or a patient with insurance
Who’s crawling with disease
All: Your a sundae underneath two great big cherries!
Marge: Keep in mind they’re only temporary!
All: Still we’d like to say that we are very, very
Glad to see you
Quimby: And I degree you
The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven—
(gasp from diners)
—dangerous criminals!
Diners: Hooray!
(music finishes)
Homer: And they’re all mine…
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Sideshow Bob: I’ve grown accustomed to his face
And dreams of gouging out his eyes
I’ve grown accustomed to my hate
My plans to lacerate
To disembowel, to hear him howl
The very reason that I live
Is plotting how to watch him die!
Homer: (spoken) Bart, turn down that original cast recording and go to sleep!
Sideshow Bob: I know this chubby scallywag
Has made my life a living hell
And surely if I drank his blood
I’d be at peace… but well?
Bart: You’ve grown accustomed to my face.
Sideshow Bob: (spoken) This isn’t a duet!
Bart: (spoken) Sorry!
Sideshow Bob: I’ve grown accustomed to your fear
To revenge, accustomed to… your face!