Эксклюзивные музыкальные композиции от разработчиков шоу «Симпсоны». Актеры заговорят голосами ваших любимых персонажей: Гомер и Мардж Симпсон, Барт и Лиза, Ральф и Милхаус, Нельзон и Джимбо, и многие другие герои анимационного шоу.
Homer: I like to walk down the avenue
Bust a move with Disco Stu
Stu: You shake me from my bootie to my fro
Homer: Yes I strut down the boulevard
Burning off my excess lard
I rarely feel the need to utter D’oh!
Top o’ the mornin’ ladies!
Patty: Bite us.
Homer: I can walk from Springfield to Alaska
Then hop out with the stars in Malibu
Steve: Hi Homer, I’m actor Steve Buscemi
Homer: The guy who got fed into the wood-chipper in Fargo?
Homer: And when I hear:
Turkmen: You can’t walk to Turkmenistan!
Homer: I say of course I can — screw you
(The Turkmen brandish knives)
Steve: Hey, would you guys like tickets to the Independent Film Awards?
Turkmen: Would we!?
Homer: Oh I love to perambulate
It’s standing still I really hate
So let me please reiterate
I love to— (Marge runs him over) D’oh!!
Browne: You hooked up in high school
Now you’ve come so far
Then you started to hate him
And hit him with your car
Homer: So I threw you a fancy banquet
And now you can’t stay mad
How bout a make-up snuggle?
It would be so rad
(Homer and Marge make up)
Browne: …when you turned out the light
I’ve got to hand it to me
It looks like it’s me and you again tonight
Teachers: Eyes, pearls, smile, hair points Dress, voice, shoes, swatch watch
Lisa: I may be the new girl
But you can’t brainwash me
Just OshKosh B’Gosh me
And then leave me be
To fight for kid power
I must be heard not seen
I have to lead wisely
Not just primp and preen.
Teachers: Nails, pimples, ears, scrunchie Purse, lunch box, teeth, Milhouse
Lisa: This cuting-up suits me
There’s beauty within me
So let’s Olsen Twin me
Give them someone to love
This grown-up makeover
Has made me a super tween
For they are my people
And I am their queen.
Skinner: I’m so happy with my evil plan
Say goodbye to music, gym and art
Soon we will have the perfect school
Where fun and excitement never start.
Willy: I’m so drunk I can barely see
But it helps me get through another day
My stomach is filled with haggis and ham
I’ve gotta go puke in some hay.
Bart: Lisa is a fool
Skinner: I think the rules are cool
Willy: I’m falling in the pool!
Lisa: What have I done?
Bart: What they wanted you to
Lisa: Skinner betrayed me
Bart: But a tango takes two.
Kids: Poor Lisa! poor Lisa!
Lisa: Don’t cry for me kids of Springfield
You can still reach me through email
At smartgirl six three
At yahoo dot com
At yahoo dot com!
(Choir consists of Bart, Milhouse and Martin)
Choir: Oh Edna K, oh Edna K, oh Edna K, oh Edna K
Oh Edna K, oh Edna K, oh Edna K, oh Edna K
Skinner: Miss Krabappel, a sad principal
Is desperate and needy
If you come home I won’t die alone
And that’s what I’d prefer
Bart: Oh pleeeeease
Settle for Seymour
Come back to the dork.
Bart: Don’t critique my technique
I’m no geek
I make the Principal nervous
My friends can confirm this
I’ll bust a spit wad in your epidermis.
You can trace my remorse to its super-sized source
A hungry, hungry hypocrite named Homer of course
My old man’s pathetic
Damn is his head thick
The gas from his ass is carcinogenic
Every day I pray his DNA ain’t genetic.
Marge: This place is a diamond but it’s trapped in the rough
Moe: Well the sign still says Moe’s, so enough of your guff
Marge: Here’s my new idea to sell both beer and grub
We will turn this filthy dive into a proper old-time British pub
Bart & Lisa: Guards, and meat pies, and lager in pint glasses
What a classy way to get drunk off your asses
Moe: Hey hold the phone, and English pub? That just might work.
Everyone: In song!
Moe: My bar could be British instead of arm-pittish
So why don’t we all—
Ah screw it, let’s get renovating.
Lisa: I’ve been to Paris, and London, and Tokyo town
But one crazy ‘burg has ’em all beat hands down!
Sideshow Mel: Jacksonville?
Lisa: I’m talkin’ Springfield — you can buy chimichangas
Talkin’ Springfield — the chicks have big gazongas
There’s tires on fire, a guy named Apu
And Skinner, and Grampa, and old Disco Stu
Did I forget to mention you?
Lenny: You? That’s me!
Lisa: I’m talkin’ Springfield, where nobody sucks
(quietly) Except for Flanders…